Ban the use of dangerous Dihydrogen Oxide in our waterways!
Since the dawn of the canal age, authorities in the UK have been pumping the chemical Dihydrogen Oxide into our waterways – both canals and rivers!
Dihydrogen Oxide is an almost colourless, tasteless, odourless and transparent chemical which can often be deadly.
In its gas
In its liquid form, people can become seriously ill if the ingest too much and in its solid form it has been known to cause people to fall or trip, sometimes leading to fractures!
End the madness now and contact your waterways authority and ask them to ban the use of Dihydrogen Oxide today! Join the fight and leave a comment in the comment section below to let others know you care and have taken action.
Celebrity rapping boater, Rapid Aloof Sly said, “Boaters are affected by Dihydrogen Oxide on a daily basis. This is possibly the greatest scandal of our time!”
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